Here's a sterling example, with some humor, from nikki Ronwood's Profile.
✔ Real ✖ Fake ✖ Drama
I'm a bitch because I don't let you push me around,
I'm a liar because I won't tell you everything,
I'm stupid because sometimes I'm wrong,
I'm a whore because I like boys,
I'm annoying because I'm not chill enough,
I'm a loser because I'm not friends with your group,
I use people because I do what's best for me,
I'm weird because I'm not like you,
I'm controlling because I get mad sometimes,
I'm clingy because I like to be around people,
I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied,
I'm naive because I'm younger than you ,
I'm conceited because I'm proud of who I am,
I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect,
I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you.
Don't try to tell me who I am because I already know.